There are many ideas that never get round to being made at Loaded. Here are my top five ‘monkey tennis’ pitches on our to-do list.
1. Shoot a celebrity at a model village. the village have already told us they hate Loaded and no celebrity will travel outside the M25. But it must happen. there are plans to break in.
2. Dean’s Machines. Dean Gaffney tests the latest motors, with Wellard sticking his tongue out the window.
(Fact: Gaffney agreed to this once.)
3. Chico’s Time. Reality TV star Chico models designer watches. (Fact: Chico’s people didn’t return our call).
4. Lenny Henry cover exclusive. When the cover isn’t decided till late in the production schedule, some wag will always suggest Lenny for the cover.
Coverline: Awooga!
(Fact: Awooga was in fact not Lenny Henry’s catchphrase)
5. Jap’s Eye.
Jap Stam’s column on world football. (Fact: this once appeared as a column in 2004). Never to return.
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