…from writers, on press day:
1. “You must really fancy that model, you’ve put kisses all over the spread!”
(On dummy XXXXXX copy)
2. “Now, I like it mate, but I’m not sure how many of our readers understand Latin. Would you mind popping it into English?”
(On Latin dummy copy)
3. “Looks a bit crazy with all these green and purple lines all over it.” [designer removes InDesign templates]. “That’s better.”
4. “Do you think we should ask Pictures if they’ve got any hi-res? Looks a bit pixelated. Readers might expect more of us.”
5. “Why don’t we buy these pictures from Celebrity Pictures? That way, they’ll send us the ones without the watermark on?”
Anyone got any more?
